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February 06 2018

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January 28 2018

fleamontpotter:

snapslikethis:

prongsmydeer:

snapslikethis:

i will never be over vernon dursley telling people at his wedding that james potter was some kind of amateur magician, implying that he wasn’t even that good

100% believe that if petunia hadn’t cut lily out of her life, james would have just rolled with it and learned muggle magic tricks and performed them at various family functions, like

try to wear the full magician costume to dudleys christening 

“you can’t wear that james” 
“it’s the only way i’m going, lil” 
“fine but give me your wand” 
“my real one, or the fake one that shoots out flowers?” 
“both, and you’d better tidy the handkerchiefs are trailing out of your trouser leg before we leave”

“I’m not a magician, marge, i’m an illusionist.”

petunia walks in on james pretending to saw toddler dudley in half for toddle harry’s amusement

actually incorporating magic into the tricks and freaking the hell out of vernon’s extended family

standing up at christmas and saying that he’d like to perform a magic trick. and vernon and petunia are HORRIFIED and lily just pours more wine but marge says ‘let him do it’ so she can mock him?? and he tries/fails to ‘vanish’ the napkins 3-4 times and it doesn’t work, until the fourth time when it DOES and it freaks the hell out of vernon’s extended family

and that is probably when petunia cuts lily out of her life for Real

guys this is a very important post and i’ve been thinking about it all morning 

December 31 2017

Birth Years & Ages of TFA Characters

rainbowrites:

greatpxwer:

So the Star Wars Visual Dictionary looks to be of help in determining the ages/birth years of Poe, Kylo, Finn, and Rey. I figured I should put this in a post in case any of the RPers need it as a resource.

- Captain Phasma was born 3 years before Battle of Endor, making her approximately 32 years old in TFA

- Poe was born 2 years before Battle of Endor, making him approximately 31 years old in TFA

- Kylo Ren was born 0 - 1 year after Battle of Endor, making him approximately 29 to 30 years old in TFA

- Hux was born 2 years after Battle of Endor, making him approximately 28 years old in TFA

- Finn was born 7 years after Battle of Endor, making him approximately 22 years old in TFA

- Rey was born 11 years after Battle of Endor, making her approximately 18 years old in TFA

hahahaha ren was born i would bet nine months after the battle of endor  hahahaha i laugh at you ren you know exactly when you were conceived 

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acelukes:

BEAUTIFUL……………………..

toxicnotebook:

c-aptainphasma:

a stormtrooper makes a vine account completely dedicated to documenting every one of kylo ren’s tantrums

#and whenever it goes a few days without an update people worry that kylo saw him filming and killed him (x)

greenandglass:

(TFA Spoilers)   thoughts about Kylo Ren and Chewbacca under the cut.

Afficher davantage

urdnot:

I don’t give two shits about kylo ren or his getting a redemption arc but if it will make general leia “didn’t deserve this” organa-solo happy I will drag his twenty-whine year old greasy pool noodle ass back into the light myself

perpetuallyfive:

It’s so weird sometimes reading discourse about media outside of tumblr, because there is this barrier that comes from refusing to see social justice implications that are so god damn apparent. Like when I see people elsewhere saying over and over that Kylo Ren is hugely disappointing because he seemed like a scary badass and it turns out he’s a whiny kid throwing a tantrum, I’m baffled. Because that’s the point???

Because entitlement is terrifying and hurting people isn’t actually cool or manly. Doing horrible grimdark things doesn’t make you an awesome badass; most of the time it makes you a tantrum-throwing child fixated on your own preciousness. The movie just presents that without comment and it’s SO CRAZY to me how many people could watch that and come away from it without understanding what’s so evident. 

Like I’m sorry the last several years of television and movies have programmed you to believe that the white boy villain all in black is such a necessary and important fixture that he must be the coolest thing in the entire story, but the fact that Kylo takes his mask off when he’s facing down Rey is not a misstep along the way, it’s the fucking destination. The entire fucking POINT is that he is small and weak while she is awesome and strong. Being a shitty person doesn’t make you more grown up and more of a badass. Doing the right thing makes you awesome in the face of other people’s fuckery.

It’s just so strange that there are people who need to have this explained, I don’t GET it. It feels so fucking blatant.

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doodbog:

How that scene would have actually played out.

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acekylo:

exclusive footage from kylo ren’s childhood

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neednothavehappenedtobetrue:

magistrate-of-mediocrity:

madlori:

miss-love:

agreyeyedgirl:

skyguyed:

ahhhhh how young was he when he when—- aughhh

#HAHAHAHAHAHA LEIA ORGANA HAS NEVER SEEN HER OWN SON’S FACE SINCE HE WAS A CHILD#LEIA ORGANA HAS NO IMAGE OF HER OWN SON’S ADULT FACE#LEIA ORGANA SENT HER LITTLE BEN AWAY SO LUKE COULD TEACH HIM HOW TO LIVE WITH HIS SKILLS#AND HE GOT GROOMED BY AN EXTREMIST AND SHE NEVER SAW HIM AGAIN#LEIA ORGANA DOES NOT DESERVE THIS#HER ONLY MEMORIES OF HER SON ARE OF HIM HOW SMALL?? SMALL ENOUGH TO JOLT HIS OWN FATHER WITH THE CHANGE#NO WONDER LEIA IS ALL ‘BRING HIM HOME’ LIKE HE’S A LOST CHILD#HE WAS A LITERAL LOST CHILD OMG#ROLL ME INTO A LAVA PIT THIS FEELS FINE#LEEEIIIIAAAAAAAAAA (via harrietvane)

THIS HURTS EVERYTHING HURTS

From the novelization - Ben was 10 years old when he was sent away to train with Luke, and 15 when he destroyed the temple. He is now 30.

But Snoke had been whispering to him through the Force more or less from infancy. Leia was aware of it, but thought she could counteract it. She never told Han about it.

D:

how very dare
fuck a snoke
!!!!! forty screaming bats who just want all the star war people to be happy

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hardly-questionable:

ayellowbirds:

robotsharks:

pls listen to this star war theory

Someone please convince Adam Driver to voice this.

@lovesexxdeath

ceruleancynic:

spiderjewel:

Ok Disney Parks Blog announced Kylo Ren is coming to Disneyland, and that for the time being he’ll be replacing Darth Vader’s meet and greet

And in the comments section a lot of people are really angry because they want to meet Darth Vader instead

Which on a meta level is the funniest thing ever to me

oh my fucking god

dontblinkmothafucka:

verysharpteeth:

ohtze:

anghraine:

cattusumbra:

sunsetofdoom:

Ok I love all the Kylo Ren jokes (human trashbag, complete monster, Emo Teen) but like

According to the novel Ben was ten years old when he left home to train with Luke, and fifteen when he destroyed Luke’s Jedi temple

So that means Snoke tempting him to the Dark Side would have involved a lot less offering untold cosmic power; and a lot more child-grooming, and subsequently absconding with a preteen boy

Idk about you but that skeeves me out

Oh noooooo

for bonus:

He had trouble believing what he was hearing. “So Snoke was watching our son.”

“Always,” she told him. “From the shadows, in the beginning, even before I realized what was happening, he was manipulating everything, pulling our son toward the dark side.”

We don’t know the details for sure, but if the movies go with this, Snoke was definitely grooming Ben from … infancy, pretty much.

There’s also that scene where Snoke tells Ben that he’s trained other people, but nobody like Ben because he’s special. D: D: D:

On a completely serious note, it actually 100% explains the tantrums. When you’re groomed from a really young age (and are hurt at a young age), your maturity in dealing with stressors can be developmentally delayed, and your ability to deal (in general) becomes extremely… fragile. You don’t develop proper coping mechanisms at a critical stage in your development, and even if you’re removed from the stressor your inability cope with them can affect you all throughout your adulthood. A lot of people lash out in anger, because lashing out in anger is what children do. They never really developed past that (mentally), which is kind of why Kylo/Ben acts like he’s 16 when he’s closer to 30. Honestly its pretty tragic.

I’ve pointed this out too and this is why his back story that we know of is so disturbing to me. Especially when you take into account that Kylo seems very telepathically Force sensitive and Leia took precautions to keep him away from Snoke, which means about the only way he really could have influenced him that much was he was LITERALLY rattling around inside his head. You get the impression Kylo had next to no peace and even though the people he loved were telling him one thing, he also couldn’t get away from what was going on in his head. It’s no wonder he keeps saying he’s torn apart and shows a lot of conflict. It wasn’t a case like Anakin where Palpatine used his own flaws on him to pretty much manipulate a headstrong young man. Snoke’s influence was much more aggressive and much younger on Ben.

Oh

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blinkingkills:

matereya:

it was a lot funnier in my head  ¯\_(ツ)_/¯ 
(x)

this is the barista au i need

dontblinkmothafucka:

verysharpteeth:

ohtze:

anghraine:

cattusumbra:

sunsetofdoom:

Ok I love all the Kylo Ren jokes (human trashbag, complete monster, Emo Teen) but like

According to the novel Ben was ten years old when he left home to train with Luke, and fifteen when he destroyed Luke’s Jedi temple

So that means Snoke tempting him to the Dark Side would have involved a lot less offering untold cosmic power; and a lot more child-grooming, and subsequently absconding with a preteen boy

Idk about you but that skeeves me out

Oh noooooo

for bonus:

He had trouble believing what he was hearing. “So Snoke was watching our son.”

“Always,” she told him. “From the shadows, in the beginning, even before I realized what was happening, he was manipulating everything, pulling our son toward the dark side.”

We don’t know the details for sure, but if the movies go with this, Snoke was definitely grooming Ben from … infancy, pretty much.

There’s also that scene where Snoke tells Ben that he’s trained other people, but nobody like Ben because he’s special. D: D: D:

On a completely serious note, it actually 100% explains the tantrums. When you’re groomed from a really young age (and are hurt at a young age), your maturity in dealing with stressors can be developmentally delayed, and your ability to deal (in general) becomes extremely… fragile. You don’t develop proper coping mechanisms at a critical stage in your development, and even if you’re removed from the stressor your inability cope with them can affect you all throughout your adulthood. A lot of people lash out in anger, because lashing out in anger is what children do. They never really developed past that (mentally), which is kind of why Kylo/Ben acts like he’s 16 when he’s closer to 30. Honestly its pretty tragic.

I’ve pointed this out too and this is why his back story that we know of is so disturbing to me. Especially when you take into account that Kylo seems very telepathically Force sensitive and Leia took precautions to keep him away from Snoke, which means about the only way he really could have influenced him that much was he was LITERALLY rattling around inside his head. You get the impression Kylo had next to no peace and even though the people he loved were telling him one thing, he also couldn’t get away from what was going on in his head. It’s no wonder he keeps saying he’s torn apart and shows a lot of conflict. It wasn’t a case like Anakin where Palpatine used his own flaws on him to pretty much manipulate a headstrong young man. Snoke’s influence was much more aggressive and much younger on Ben.

Oh

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inimeitiel:

Please, please tell me what they look like
Did they seem afraid of you?
They were kids that I once knew
They were kids that I once knew  [x]

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wunderscheisse:

What do you mean shitty uncle jokes are not good reasons to join the dark side? Also less subtle Avatar references because *shurgs into eternity*

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archatlas:

archatlas:

Calvin and Hobbes: The Force Awakens #2 Brian Kesinger

Story artist at Walt Disney animation studios / Artist for Marvel Comics. Check out his etsy store for books and prints www.etsy.com/shop/BrianKesinger

This is the photoset #2, check out photoset #1 here!

Updated 2/25/16

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choptail:

mysupersecretkylorenblog:

Kylo Ren + My Immortal

Bonus Hux: 

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@hikkipedia what we all long for

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