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November 18 2017

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stability:

he has a point

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November 16 2017

Cards Against Humanity buys piece of the U.S. border so Trump can't build his wall

redandpointy:

theopenscroll:

scullyseviltwin:

I just needed to share this with… you know… the world. 

If you donate they’ll send you presents

#teamCondor

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bigtea3:

Yeah i bet….

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byungmins:

why is this the truest shit to ever hit the internet

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alyruko:

been thinking about this au a lot

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myleg:

cheercaptain:

queen of being called queen

queen of modesty

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doorkar:

He’s an animal.

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palezma:

That feeling when you know there’s a big clash coming and you have to take a pre-battle walk so you can get your mind off the fact that this gem you love could be cracked at any time

For day 4: Cracked Gems

Bonus:

image

This post is sponsored by: “Helmets: when you can’t get self-worth through your knight’s thick skull, shove a helmet upon said thick skull”

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ruinedchildhood:

theycallmethemoose:

fuckyeahprettybooks:

I am sorry for the non-book related post but its been 10 minutes and I am still laughing.

This is what Bella’s reaction should have been.

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cmder:

otto-mandias:

glamourweaver:

lesless:

for a second I thought this was a meme & not an informative illustration of horse mood, & I thought I just couldn’t get the joke

Make this the new meme!

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November 15 2017

fierceawakening:

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one time i meant to send my qpp a hashtag millennial joke txt about my ptsd but i accidentally sent it to my manager and i died that day n never recovered its arguably the most mortifying thing ive ever done bc hes a war veteran of 26 years in the military

mISTAKES

one time i told him that i hadnt eaten in a couple days bc i was stressed out n he was like “yeah i know that feeling, i didnt eat for two weeks once” and i was like oh no why were you sick? and he goes “well i was in the cafeteria and a bomb flew over my head and blew up our kitchen and bathrooms and so i just didnt leave my room for a couple weeks lmao yeah it really fucked me up” AND I WAS KUST LIKE OH OK JOHN HOLY SHIT???

i told him that i went shark diving a few years ago and evenTHEN HE WAS LIKE “oh yeah i remember scuba diving in like shark infested waters for training it was really cold” JOHN PLEASE

hes a super chill dude tho who just wants hugs and hes always rly respectful n is asking ppl about their boundaries so he doesnt cross over any lines and like one time we were talking and i confided in him abt my mental issues n i was like “i know it probably sounds stupid to hear from me like oh haha yeah sure dave youve got ptsd ok stop being dramatic ur like three years old” but he immediately was like “anybody can have ptsd, its post-TRAUMATIC and what causes that is something BAD, you dont have to b in a war for bad things to happen to you” and i was like How Are You So Nice Thank You John Thats So Sweet WTF


10/10 guy n he laughs at my jokes when i flip out

gonna wrap up this post set with one more quality john moment: he was frumping around the back of the store and was like “i dont understand why customers r intimidated by me? i guess im scary” n i was like


john ur not scary you are like a tiny delicate flower


AND HE JUST GETS ALL BASHFUL AND SMILES N LOOKS DOWN N GOES “aaawe, thanks,,” LIKE GAAAHHHH


i highly recommended ppl finding more johns in their lives

John is delightful.

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dinnikeato:

lozzlogan:

starship-one:

forbidden snacks

Edible versions.

Sherbet Bon Bons - Mielcitas - Rock Candy - Edible Dice [from here]

re-reblogging for edible versions thank you sm

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scribblesonmyskin:

builttobulk:

fitzefitcher:

daggerpen:

monicalewinsky1996:

Trigger warning: Breakfast

Holy shit.

reasons why we don’t make fun of seemingly odd triggers

I sat here staring at that last panel for a solid minute, reading then reading again. This is just something else.

Wow…

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